Let's Have A Revolution, ...Shall We?
Dear Missing America,
Let’s Have A Revolution, ...Shall We?
Rev·o·lu·tion
/ˌREVƏˈLO͞OSH(Ə)N/
NOUN
A DRAMATIC AND WIDE-REACHING CHANGE IN THE WAY SOMETHING WORKS
OR IS ORGANIZED
OR IN PEOPLE'S IDEAS ABOUT IT
Seriously, ...Let’s ...Have ...A Revolution!
Let’s rise up against our oppressors, ...all Declaration of Independence style, and shit! Ya know? Like the way George Washington and the gang did it, way back in the day; way back when we last had domestically rooted invaders in our own backyard, like we do today. Let’s grab our weapons, take to the streets, and start some shit! Let’s take all of our collective rage, our righteous indignation, and our American Pride, and let’s wreck some shit! Let’s have riots! Let’s have Anarchy and Chaos rule, until the whole damn country has to restart! SHIT YEAH!!! LET’S HAVE A FUCKING REVOLUTION, MAN!!!!
Or....
Let’s have a uniquely American Revolution, and take back our already existing government, (which is perfectly fine, by the way) from the clutches of the two wildly out of control ruling parties. No guns, no street riots, no violence, no bloodshed. But...Anger? Oh, Hell Yes! And plenty of it! Indignation? Ditto! And American Pride? ...You’re Goddamn right! The only weapon any American needs to fend off Tyranny and Terrorism in our own country, is themselves,...but only when we all stand together! This is not the Way of the Republican, or the Way of the Democrat; no ...this is the way of the American! Fuck those guys! They’re all lesser Americans at best, and they like it that way. It’s safer. Fucking cowards, they are!
Now, let’s be clear. We are not wrestling our American Way of Life from an unfair and corrupt government that represents a ruler from an ocean away; like we did the first go around, no. What we are doing now, is Rescuing our American Government, from two feuding parties, who relentlessly command our choices for any kind of government officials to run our lives from the helm of the machinery, all the way from Washington D.C to Main Street USA. These two parties are so obsessed with fighting each other, and maintaining control of our government, that they have completely lost touch with enough of America, that they may as well be on the other side of the ocean! Fuck “ No, Taxation Without Representation!” ...this is just plain Representation, Without Representation!, for fuck’s sake!
See, the founders of this nation knew that a day would come when tyrrany and terrorism would threaten us all from within our own country. They knew that a day would come when we the people would have to rise up and defend our way of life from threats both abroad and at home. And they also knew that a domestic threat to our government well being would be the most dangerous threat of all.
Make no mistake ...the current state of the Republican and Democrat Parties in this country, both as individual parties, and together; locked in their collectively short sighted and never ending state of ideological civil war, ...represent a clear and present danger to our government well being, and thus to our own well being as Americans.
They presume to fight for control of our government, in the name of the “American People”; and yet they refuse to acknowledge that their bullshit, and their bullshit alone, has resulted in the consistent and growing alienation of what has quickly become a genuine majority of Americans. Americans who feel they are ruled over by a willful and malevolent force, seeking only to enrich and empower itself and it’s most loyal agents. Americans who believe that the most loyal followers of these two Political Cults are no better than those who loyally backed the British Crown in America before we won the first American Revolution!
In other words, roughly half the people in this country think the other half doesn’t see, hear, know, or care about us! We are here. We are watching. We are listening. We are rising. There are more of us; than there are of them, and WE ARE PISSED! I call us the Missing Americans! We are all around you, perhaps you are even counted among us. We are the Missing Americans, We live in a deep dark hole at the heart of this country. A mysterious place where democracy seemingly goes to die. But I believe this is the place where half of this country can find common ground to stand on, together, and plot our rebellion to rescue our government and give it back to the people! I don’t know about you, but I would call that an Army!
So how do we arm our new Revolutionary Army?
We already have the only weapons we need,
... our brains, and our votes!
Look, all you have to do, to save yourself, is educate yourself. If you are currently reading this, then good news, you already have the tools at your disposal to educate yourself! So here’s a tip to set you off in the right direction:
Google these five questions
How many registered American voters are voting?
How many Americans are independent?
How many Americans believe in fake news?
How many Independent Voters are there in America today?
How many Americans are Unhappy today?
Just start there. What you will find is an ever constant and growing population of Independent Americans, who just are not being engaged or represented by either party. That means that you are basically one of two kinds of American, the Better American, or the Red or Blue Kool Aid Swilling Lesser American cult member. Now you must ask yourself this question: “Which one am I?” “Am I so caught up in the fight of my leaders, that I have lost sight of my own people?” “Am I so hell bent on destroying the enemy of my leaders, that I fail to recognize the enemy of my own people to the point that I’ve become that enemy?” Or “Have I become so jaded by these parties, and the poisonous bile they have infested American Politics with, that I dare not take any more hope in better tomorrows, or even an enduring America?”
See, both are what happens when such monarchistic tendencies are allowed to invade our government so completely that we can no longer tell where our lives end and the dual dominance of the left and the right begins. That corrosion of our lives must end, now; before it’s too late.
So, if I pissed you off...Good! That means your American Heart is still beating. If I didn’t piss you off, just wait for it. And if I never piss you off, then what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!
In the coming weeks, we are going to make our little American Revolution 2.0 happen! And it’s going to be so much fun! I mean yeah, there’s gonna be fighting and arguing, but that’s how it’s meant to be. The difference is that we already recognize our common bonds and our common enemies. So it shouldn’t be too hard to see how we can rescue America Together!
We are already suffering a civil war! We didn’t start it, but it’s being fought in our country, so we gotta deal with it anyway! This war is not about Life, Liberty, and Justice for all. Those things matter to you and me, but the ruling parties just use them as convenient memes to support their rhetoric. This war is about the one thing that keeps getting left out…THE PURSUIT OF FUCKING HAPPINESS!
Indeed, it is time for a NEW AMERICAN REVOLUTION!
One where the True Majority; THE MISSING AMERICANS, all come together, and take back our government, and our lives!
So, let’s have A.R.2.0 ...Shall we?
Let’s raise the Army of the Missing!
Let’s fuck with the Republicans and the Democrats until they give us back our country!
I mean, in the words of Donald J. Trump:
“What have you got to lose?”
Sincerely,
B.Voll